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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2009|01:45 am]
K r o t
just take me to the lake
and show me the water.
i'll be fine,
on my own
neck deep in cold.

i can swim, you know;
amphibious creature.
breath shallow, for now
with the we(ight)t on my chest
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ALERT ALERT ALERT! [Aug. 15th, 2008|03:26 pm]
K r o t
hello hello dusty old journal... apparently it has been 35days since i posted to you, and i am only really paying you attention right now because i need to use you. apologies.

I am moving house, and my room is up for rent! Whee!

its in camden, as many of you know. its a totally rockin flat, sharing with 2 others (folks in the late 20s/early 30s). its about 8 mins walk north of camden tube. its incredibly well serviced by buses to town. its very near camden road tube station. in fact, here is the postcode, for googling purposes : nw1 9re.

the room is a double room. the flat has a big living room a good sized kitchen, one fully equipped bathroom and then an extra little toilet/sink room. its majorly bright, which is nice, and possibly the best thing is that it has a roof garden. well... you can get out on the roof, which has amazing panoramic views of london. pretty impressive on bonfire night!

the rent is £400 and bills come in at about £75 a month. basically, its a steal. its sort of silly cheap, so i am posting here first before the madrush that is gumtree. i would rather let it to someone i know, or a friend thereof.

um, yeh. any takers? its available whenever, basically.
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unicorn [Oct. 8th, 2007|04:57 pm]
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but how about the narwhale. those things take my breath away. incredible
single horned wet beauty.
crowned king of the sea by its sensitive dream.
solid fantasy
science fact
the twisted organ of a thousand stories
a measure of comfort / a symbol of depth.
myth's touch swamped by creation's biggest creature,
the living ocean.

i want one.
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2007|12:13 am]
K r o t
i had a dream and you were in it
there was a tower and a moon
shaped like a sun.
you werent in it for long, but you kissed me once
and i thought it was a joke.
i dont know what it means
and its probably just my subconcious stretching his arms,
but i liked it. even as a joke.
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(no subject) [Jul. 27th, 2007|03:14 pm]
K r o t
hello children

i have some terrible news for you all. due to some dramatic circumstances i cant be arsed to mention there will no longer be any über thursdays at south central. dont worry - something good will happen soon... but in the mean time you are all permitted to cry/mourn/sob at will.
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eat MY meat [May. 3rd, 2007|04:48 pm]
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oy bitches. yes, im using my journal to promote again without actually posting anything interesting... i promise to move back to proper posting when m life calms down a bit...

the point tonight is the second Über Thursday bitches, and its "hannibal the cannnibal : the musical", and im in it. so come, u bastards. some press nonsense follows below, but the jist of it is : this musical will rock your world in a disturbing and ‘trashy as all hell’ way. there will also be free booze, provided u can take it in the mouth (and i know every one of u bitches can). (yes, ive ‘been around’ that much).


”You thought the movie was scary. Imagine how frightening Silence of the Lambs will be when a bunch of sick and twisted queens get ahold of it. There will be Murder, Mayhem and yes Mangina! Come to Uber Thursday this Thursday the 3rd of May to watch the butchering of this 8 Oscar Winning masterpiece of horror. The gender unspecified cast includes Holestar, Vivica Section, Suppositori Spelling, Sedek, and DJ KrotKrot.”

Uber Thursday is at South Central 349 Kennington Lane Vauxhall, London SE11 5QY

Free CD give aways and loads of drunk emo boys.
doors open 9 – 2.30

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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2007|11:17 am]
K r o t
so as you all might know... 2mrw is uber thursday. meaning you are all obliged to come down :)

oh do. go on. u know you want to. do. really. do. ittll be great! ill pour tequila into ur mouth direct from the bottle. promise.

Visit for details.

Its in vauxhall, which is nice for all. It starts at 9 (but dont show up till 10) and goes on till 2.30 - it costs you 4 squids, which is nowt, and it will be rocking. Psaz is performing (isnt she ever) which you all know is the shit there willl be more performances - as yet secret. the free tequila aint no lie, so long as u can take it in ur mouth, and there will be a cheap beer for just 2squids. rock it. come. come. come.
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2006|01:46 am]
K r o t

revenge of an evil genie. apparantly.
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showreel ja (current revision) [Oct. 19th, 2006|03:17 pm]
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2006|09:18 pm]
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bleached eyebrows FTW!
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